Now that IS funny stuff!
Free, Somewhat Topical Ecard: If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would have farted.
Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I'm not saying you're a slut, but you've put more balls in your mouth than the Hungry Hungry Hippos.
@Brooke Baird Johnson I think we both do this when we see those girls.
You're about as pleasant as an itchy butthole.... | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Did it hurt when you fell off your whore tree...
I must confess......I want to get back with my ex..... LOL just kidding! I'd rather shit in my hands and clap!