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Beyond true

My underwear always matches my outfit. If I'm wearing black, you bet your ass my underwear is black. If I'm wearing coral, yes----- my underwear is also coral. I guess I'm kinda color coordinated.

Humor

: ) No, I don’t want to come to your dog’s birthday party … freak. My cat is getting married that weekend.

True.

Sarcasm, what sarcasm? I use sarcasm because beating the crap out of people is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

I hope you choke on all the lies you tell, but then again.. It would be kind of hard to swallow that much bull shit!

I hope you choke on all the lies you tell, but then again. It would be kind of hard to swallow that much bull shit! Once a cheating wife always a cheating wife! It's in your nature!

haha!!

and let's not even talk about that deformed sacks of fat you call curves. Getting you a loofah with a stick for Christmas so you can start cleaning your ass right

haha...3...2...1.........

So if I ignore you I get my ass spanked? Nonchalant silence commencing in