When she says "Jump" you say "Yes dear, how high? Would like a cup of tea?"
Here is the best fitness tip you'll hear all friggin' week!
If friggin' only!
Put your feet up, sit back and relax!
Housework, damned if you do and damned if you friggin' don't..
Yes I am having pancakes
Is there anybody I can have a good friggin' chuckle at?
It's a never ending cycle!
What can I say? I'm a fitness freak!
Even if you think it's wrong she KNOWS it' right!