You're one brush stroke away from full on clown. ~ seriously, not every daily activity needs full on make up. You can drop off the kids at school without looking like you mopped the counters at MAC with your face.
The only people who are mad at you for speaking the truth are those people who are living a lie. Keep speaking the truth. Some people believe their own truth, just because they can't handle a person with a borderline personality.
this is another idea I saw in that client's house. Useful for stuff besides babies, of course. They don't want to stay all day in those little baskets anyway. Sweet idea for baby organization in a closet. You could even use it as a changing station.