miz bouhanani
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I love rapping to hip hop lyrics with honest conviction. as if I can totally relate.yes! This is me!

If I shave my legs for plans that you end up cancelling, I will come over to your house and make you feel how soft they are.

Someone from Nebraska posted a whisper, which reads "If I shave my legs for plans that you end up cancelling, I will come over to your house and make you feel how soft they are.

Things to know about life

Things to know about life: never run after a bus or a man. In either case, there will be another one coming in about 15 minutes.

exactly.

Sleep or look attractive? Natural beauty is better. Less sleep equals more makeup to cover up the bags. So yeah, sleep =beauty.

I wasn't ready!

I hate it when I eat the last bite and don't notice it was the last bite, so I couldn't mentally prepare myself and get closure.

The fly

I will never figure out the inner workings of a fly

I'm just gonna go ahead and believe this is true

"I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say. 'Hey look. that one is shaped like an idiot!'" ~ Bill Cosby (Most hilarious man who ever lived.

I think what they really meant is "shampoo". "Shamoo" is a killer whale in Sea World. Why would you put directions on a Whale?

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the number of times I think shut the fuck up while people are talking is getting out of hand

Cats

Oh please don't let this be my future lol! I love cats but.We understand you are 40 and still not married funny quotes quote cats single lol funny quotes humor meme memes