Put your hands up for Dirk Kuyt.
Trifon Marinov Ivanov ( 27 July 1965 – 13 February was a Bulgarian international footballer who played as a defender. He died of a heart attack.
Or is it Diddy Kong?
Like Jaws off of Bond, but ace in goal.
Ferguson: Rooney wants to leave Man U
Lionel Messi joins the FIFA franchise
Oh, the horror.
Looks like someone kicked the photocopier while he was being printed.
Brazilian legend Ronaldinho has signed with Liga MX club Querétaro!
Steve Bruce was a key figure in Manchester Uniteds early Premier League success
forgot how to play football
He's on on strike. Ironic, because he looks like he was struck with the ugly stick.
Top 10 Ugliest footballers in the world (+Photos)
Manchester United Confirms New Kit Deal with adidas: After 13 seasons with Nike, Manchester United have just announced a new million-a-year with adidas. This is more than double the amount the histor.
Only goalkeeper to win PFA player of the year.
Rocky Dennis looking Hull sick note, Bullard looks like he's pretty on the inside. The eyes sparkle.
The wee fucker looks like evil mouse bastard The Brain.