Steve Ogrizovic. Like Jaws off of Bond, but ace in goal.

Like Jaws off of Bond, but ace in goal.

Trifon ‘The Wolfman’ Ivanov. Bulgarian midfielder. Looks like the Iron Curtain fell on his face.

Trifon Marinov Ivanov ( 27 July 1965 – 13 February was a Bulgarian international footballer who played as a defender. He died of a heart attack.

Peter Beardsley. Looks like someone kicked the photocopier while he was being printed.

Peter Beardsley. Looks like someone kicked the photocopier while he was being printed.

Steve Bruce, great player, average manager, terrible author http://tinyurl.com/7vw3qsl .

Steve Bruce was a key figure in Manchester Uniteds early Premier League success

Carlitos Tevez. He's on on strike. Ironic, because he looks like he was struck with the ugly stick.

You would think Luis Suarez was English with teeth like this. Maybe all that time playing in Premier League is rubbing off.

Peter Crouch. Actual quote "What you be if you weren't a footballer?" "A virgin."

Peter Crouch attacks the Sun over pregnancy story

Actual quote "What you be if you weren't a footballer?" "A virgin.

Carlton Palmer. Like Morph had sex with a pepperami.

Football porn. Ditch the other half… What you’re saying about ‘Got, Not Got’

Steven Fletcher. Rooney's (pre op) hairline, Beardsley's chin and a weimaraner's ears. Apparently only 24.

Rooney's (pre op) hairline, Beardsley's chin and a weimaraner's ears.

Ronaldo in his, "loving life", phase

Ronaldo in his, "loving life", phase

Jay Spearing. Reminiscent of the Curious Orange off of TMWRNJ.

Reminiscent of the Curious Orange off of TMWRNJ.

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