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the thought definitely counts.but i wouldn't eat an entire cake.perhaps a box of mac-n-cheese or a medium pizza!

We can't wait for the Hollywood Costume exhibition at the Victoria and Albert Museum, including Judy Garland's very won Dorothy costume from The Wizard of Oz.

Yeah, that's why I hate jogging.

I don't trust joggers. They're always the ones that find the dead bodies. I'm no detective. just sayin ~ Joke All You Can




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so true

The last time i gave a shit it was in my diaper Badass Baby