Soulmate AU where instead of your soulmate's first words to you written on your skin it's their last words you ever hear them say so you don't know who your soulmate is until you lose them -- calm down Satan
Lol, my teacher passed around a petition to "ban dihydrogen monoxide" and everyone (including me, unfortunately) signed it. Then she proceeded to laugh at us all afternoon. Now I go around and warn people about dihydrogen monoxide.
Leonard: "Huh, the stars are pretty tonight." *Raj laughing* Leonard: "What?" Raj: "It's your American accent. It makes everything you say sound stupid." *laughs* *mocking Leonard* "The stars are pretty tonight." Sorry, couldn't help it.