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I need this on a shirt. by graciela

i have cdo its like ocd but all the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be funny quote

"When I'm on my period & my bf makes me laugh so hard that I bleed more I get mad and tell him "you made me ink!""

31 Period Humor Jokes That Are Way Too Real For Anyone Who’s Had A Period When Im on my period my bf makes me laugh so hard that I bleed more I get mad and tell him you made me ink!

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I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

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It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

:) This is why I use a straw! funny

Hahahaha how many times has this happened to me. "One day, I am going to invent something that allows me to drink this without worrying about the ice rushing at my face" "Uhh, it's called a straw".

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That'd be me anytime someone mentions Ron White and Sears.

story of my life. That awkward moment when everyone else quit laughing 10 minutes ago, but you can't stop.

lol i do it.

I was just thinking yesterday - does anyone else sing the alphabet or am I a dumbass? Nope, I sing too

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Dear Lord, all I ask is a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make me a bad person. I've been making that deal for years.

Lshmsfoaidmt!! no. its LSHMHAFOATIDMT  from Rhett and link urrgh

LSHMSFOAIDMT = Laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco. You can't make this stuff up.

Nobody likes this. Something witty. I WANT TC) MAKE h/ IN' Nah/ Olol FACEBOOK NOBODY” SC) WHEN I SEE SOMEONE POST SOMETHING STUPID I LIKE IT, AND IT WILL SAY “N

WHAT AN AWESOME IDEA.I have always thought they should have a "dislike" button if they have a "like" button.

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie - http://themindsjournal.com/if-you-are-lonely-dim-all-lights-and-put-on-a-horror-movie/

My kinda thing. 😁😂 If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie - themindsjournal.

So apparently the numbers on the toaster are minutes? For the last 24 years I thought it was different levels of toastyness.

So apparently the numbers on the toaster are minutes? For the last 24 years I thought it was different levels of toastyness. Technically it is different levels of toastyness, because how ever let my you put it for determines how toasty it will be!

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