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Best friends...LOL

i know this has profanity- but i had to pin it, it sooo applies to my life lol

Image result for mzb232 things that make me smile

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Outdoorsy in that I love drinking on patios via @angela4design

I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios! Lol -- if patios said PORCHES this would be perfect for the BU Music dept! Porch parties -- I miss them!

'It's such a turn-on when you honk my boobs,' said no woman ever.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: 'It's such a turn-on when you honk my boobs,' said no woman ever.

Steal a parking spot! Although I have learned much more as a grad student, I think this sums up undergrad well. :D

Honestly, the only thing I learned in college that's helped me in any way in real life is how to steal parking spots!

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i love you more than diet coke. this means a lot coming from me!

.HAHA. my life.

Every time I go out in public and see people I know.

I wish more people practiced the art of "pretending". My world would be sooo.much better;

when guys at ur school think they are tumblr models and say crap like this all the time  -amanda

They say, "You are what you eat!" That's funny. I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning. This is so my husband!

Art Quotes

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

when you wake up PISSED. I've definitely woken up mad at the hubs because of something in a dream that he would never do in real life.

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