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Funny Breakup Ecard: I would tell you to go to hell, but judging from our coversation we are already there.

Funny Confession Ecard: Strangely enough, you look just like the person I keep meaning to run over with my car.

I try my best not to be a negative person. ESPECIALLY this time of the year,  HOWEVER this is personal  and I couldn't be happier to see him go!!!!!!!!! Good Riddens Bloomberg SOB.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out . heheheh :P !

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seriously almost keys someones car the other night cuz the idiot parked so close to my car - grrrrr

Captain Obvious strikes again!

Free, Confession Ecard: So, you've noticed I'm not perfect. Way to go Captain Obvious!

That'd be me. Even when I'm at my tannest everyone is still darker than me!

No amount of tanning will ever change how hopelessly white you are. (or how hopelessly white I AM! Pretty much.

I'm pissed.  Let's go buy shit.

Or I'm really happy, let's go buy shit. Or I'm sad, let's go buy shit.

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Sometimes I think I should try to be more compassionate and understanding.and then you start talking. (I can think of a few people I'd say this to)

I often tell people who bore me that I have ADHD so it doesn't seem as rude when I just walk away while they're still talking.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I often tell people who bore me that I have ADHD so it doesn't seem as rude when I just walk away while they're still talking.

@Carolyn De Vera. We were just talking about this!!!!

Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: I need a little drinky drink.

kids running lemonade stands

I'm pretty tired of these kids running lemonade stands acting like they've never even heard of vodka before. See that, he came to a lemonade stand with an empty hand, I came with airline bottles of Smirnoff

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