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this would be heaven

Wouldn't life be perfect if sweatpants were sexy, mondays were fun, junk food didn't make you fat, girls didn't cause so much drama, guys weren't so confusing and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow.

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It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

May your struggles make you stronger

Of course life is a bitch. If it was a slut, it would be easy. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

...so true - always follow your "gut"!

Trust our hunches they. They are usually based on facts filed away just below the conscious level Dr Joyce brothers

1. Hate only gets loud when you do things that matter. It won’t bother you if you decide to be average.  2. Some people take it as a personal attack to themselves when you work on your dream because it reminds them they are not working on theirs.  3. Hate is inevitable. Your response is up for grabs.  [Jon Acuff]

"A tiger doesn't lose sleep over the opinion of sheep." i am only sheep among tigers, hate me

Oh My Freaking Stars!: Outside

So true! Kids need to spend time "outside" playing with friends, that was an awesome part of my childhood. We were allowed to play until sunset and we did.

I forgive and forget…

I forgive and forget because I have a good heart and a terrible memory. Still cultivating the terrible memory

You have to have a sense of humor at your job. I know I do and this sign fits well some days!

You dont have to be crazy to work here.well train you This handcrafted sign is on a painted worn finish. This sign measures 4 x 12 inches.

I'm kind of a lady Umm..... But I'm definitely more of a pervert.

I'm kind of a lady Umm. But I'm definitely more of a pervert.

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Actions speak louder than words! Actions speak louder than words! Actions speak louder than words!

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You know my name, not my story. You’ve heard what i’ve done. Not what I’ve been through.so true people judge before they understand or know the whole truth very sad people out there.

Lol, my life on campus.

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