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Uhhh.... I'm not clumsy.

RANDOM Gravity checks are very important. "Nothing is wrong with the earth's gravity." They say, but that's because I check it!

Just when I think that my daughter inherited nothing from me, she trips over her own feet and slams into a wall. Then I say to myself, 'Oh, there I am!'

Oh my I so hope mine and Leon's little girl will never inherit these genes. Then on second thought it will be super fun to see it happen to someone else for once in my life lol ;

Been there.

You know you're from the if you remember being disappointed when the CD's leaflet didn't have the lyrics to the songs. How else were you going to learn that damn line on track I remember this with cassette's.

faster than the speed of light

Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing faster than the speed of light. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. There really is an ecard for that!

Worlds Greatest CFO #worldsgreatest #worldsgreatesttshirt #cfo

Evolution of Harden- HOUSTON Edition - - Skreened T-shirts, Organic Shirts, Hoodies, Kids Tees, Baby One-Pieces and Tote Bags

i can't be your friend if you can't handle my weirdness, sarcasm, stupid jokes, & my tendency to laugh at almost everything.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I can't be your friend if you can't handle my weirdness, sarcasm, stupid jokes, and my tendency to laugh at almost everything.

I’m writing Santa to remind him that he still owes me a Barbie dream house and seven minutes in heaven with John Stamos. | Snarkecards

Really, I was just born in the wrong time. Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 96 Pics

Let's all take a moment and be thankful that spiders don't fly....AMEN

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Let's all take a moment and be thankful that spiders don't fly.

Funny Movies Ecard: I blame Disney movies for making me believe singing fixes everything.

Funny Movies Ecard: I blame Disney movies for making me believe singing fixes everything. <--- Although it doesn't fix everything, it does make me feel a lot better.

Movies must start 8pm or earlier...

“My age —> I'm "it's and you want to start a movie this late?" years old.

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