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A ridiculous resolution- why don't you get off the drugs & quit drinking first?

Pretty much!! Wellbutrin, Klonopin, Lithium & Lamictal = My normal self.

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5 Messed-Up Things I Say to My Cats That Mean "I Love You" | Catster

Free, Confession Ecard: I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering "I love you" repeatedly while they struggle to break free.

I enjoy a glass of win each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Too funny, but mine should say.the rest of the bottle is for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves!

I don't hold grudges, I hold memories that keep me better prepared for our next encounter

I don't hold grudges. I hold memories that keep me better prepared for our next encounter. fuck that i hold grudges lol

Hmm maybe it would fit better if it said "pretending I don't have 1,000 other things going on to specifically fix your small issue that you could have used google to figure out!!"

Pretending I'm a pleasant person all day is exhausting! Some days I just can't do it!

Funny because I love Phantom of the Opera! I sing it to myself often.

Funny Friendship Ecard: That moment you and your best friend talk shit about another person telepathically.

Seriously, I keep saying that and I never seem to get my shit together by that age!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I miss being the age when I thought I'd have my shit together by the time I was the age I am now.

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