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Comic by Toothpaste For Dinner: like eighteen more months

Comic by Toothpaste For Dinner: like eighteen more months

Toothpaste for Dinner comic site...  oh this place does make me laugh

Toothpaste for Dinner comic site.

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Funny pictures about But then I remember. Oh, and cool pics about But then I remember. Also, But then I remember.

Everyone's all like, 'This wine pairs well with goat cheese and seafood.' And I'm over here like, 'which one pairs well with pizza rolls?'

Everyone's all like, 'This wine pairs well with goat cheese and seafood.' And I'm over here like, 'which one pairs well with pizza rolls?' Henegar Except i would change it to what pairs well with spray cheese and crackers hahaha

LOL, I love ecards

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

Yes, so project managers please adjust accordingly :oP

Rottenecards - They're called man-hours because a woman would finish that shit in 20 minutes.

Birth control

Funny pictures about Birth control effectiveness. Oh, and cool pics about Birth control effectiveness. Also, Birth control effectiveness.

No, bitch, it's not. I'm sorry that we can't carry both Pepsi AND coke products. Maybe I should just give you what we have and laugh on the inside when you can't tell the difference. If you've never been a server, shut the hell up.

{'I'd like a Diet Coke please.' 'Is Diet Pepsi okay?' 'Is Monoply money okay?'} My feelings exactly

This is a routine cycle for being active while having chronic illness, steps 1-8. Don't give in to discouragement, adjust your goals to smaller steps. When you get to 8, rest and don't try to do so much at once. Next time, back it to step 4 and rest, you'll get back to step 1 more quickly!

I'm going to do something today.yep story of my life.

lmao!!

Funny Skinny Cow Ecard: You can always trust me around your man, but keep an eye on me around your chocolate.

Married to the Sea comic: first night as a married couple * Text: here we are melissa our first night as a married couple you go fire up a shitty chicken ill turn on my xbox and well see what all the fuss is about

Hahahahaha I love this. This will probably be me and Justin.

Nature teaches us things...

Nature teaches us things.

A certain teen mom 2 star and her friends need to see this

Funny Confession Ecard: Ladies, There Is A Fine Line Between Wearing Makeup and Looking Like Crayola Gang Banged Your Face.

am i the only person that feels a slight obligation to drink when it's sunny and warm outside? I know I'm not alone in this....

am i the only person that feels a slight obligation to drink when it's sunny and warm outside?

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What I see when I log in everyday.

Not Sure If Posting Song Lyrics Or About To Kill Themselves - Futurama Fry

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