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Don't you just wanna say this sometimes?

Let's Agree To Disagree Because You're Too Fucking Stupid To Understand Me. ---all men lack common sense.

Nice to have goals...

Nice to have goals...

And gossiping behind each others backs.

Less stressful than war. If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not speaking to each other.

Hahaha and Amen!!!

I Can Hardly Drag, But It’s Time To Frag…

Ha ha ha, this made me laugh probably more than it should have. Being cremated is my last hope for a hot smoking body!

lol i do it.

I was just thinking yesterday - does anyone else sing the alphabet or am I a dumbass? Nope, I sing too

Haha!  I wish I had come up with this response when asked this question.  Diet Coke all the way!!!

I drink much soda anymore but if I do it is always Diet Coke. I get pissed if they have diet pepsi.

#funny #humor #lol Like, repin and follow! :)

If a telemarketer calls, give the phone to your 3 year-old and tell her it's Santa.

my phone does this on its own.....makes me mad and it has deff made my face red a few times!!

I've never ended up sending it to the wrong person, but I've definitely had the mini heart attack when you THINK you've sent it to the wrong person.


Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture. Ain't that the truth!