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Statistically they're more likely to be serial killers too, but let's just stick with the first part.

Be afraid of the QUIET ONES, they are the ones that actually THINK Statistically they're more likely to be serial killers too, but let's just stick with the first part. INFJ and INFP-T

Yes bitch please say something

Top of the list, bitch. One day I will take care of each one of the three that top that list.

I love my potty mouth

Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands. SO TRUE.SO TRUE.

Kid And Parent Humor Mom, what is normal? It's just a setting on the dryer, honey.

I am an introvert.

Yep, the way i feel these days and extroverted/ introvert, confusing but real! ♡♡♡I am an introvert.

In alcohol's defense. I've done some pretty stupid shit sober, too

In alcohol's defense, I've done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober!

With Chronic Pain and Fatigue, all you can do is Breathe and Blink, but we must try to Smile as well. A smile can get those endorphins going. Somedays smiling is the last thing you want to do!

Don't like assholes!!

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't really know what's going on with you right now but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole.

True Story - I'm not always right, but when I am it's usually all of the time.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Who says you can have too many 31 products?

"i'm an excellent housekeeper ... every time i get a divorce, i keep the house"

9 Thoughts Every Divorcé Has Had At Least Once

I'm an excellent housekeeper.every time i get divorced i keep the house

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