The Boy Who Lived (To Be Hilarious) - "Dear guy in the library, Thanks for screaming, "Oh, no! Dobby's closed the platform! However will we get to Hogwarts?" when I accidentally ran headfirst into a wall. Sincerely, you just made awkward into awesome.
You love Harry Potter! - Funny quotes from Parks and Recreation with Ann Perkins talking to Leslie Knope: "You made me watch all 8 Harry Potter movies. I don't even like Harry Potter! - That's insane! You love Harry Potter! You've seen all 8 movies!
Muggleborns at Hogwarts. < I really hate the assumption that muggleborns would be all. Like there would never be a jock or hipster muggleborn like real life who would be above this childish stuff. Fun ideas, i'll use them at school.