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Very true lol

I am uncoordinated, therefore.no, I have no idea where that bruise came from. Story of my life!

@Emily Braun, I thought of you when I saw this!

'My first instinct when I see an animal is to say 'hello'. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away. That's because animals are better than people sometimes.

Am I the only one who calculates how much sleep I can get before going to bed?

I do this every night. Also I wake up in the middle of the night, I calculate how much MORE sleep I have before my alarm goes off .

That's me

Relatable Post I pretty much spend all day, every day, just looking forward to going back to sleep. So true and so me.


Me: I'm actually happy right now. Life: LOL one sec. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

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funny quote based on how i react when toast pops out, i will never look cool walking away from an explosion. so me

Hm, very thoughtful

SO TRUE! But the sad thing is that my life is boring and I realize how bad it is.

Haha and you cant remember how to spell it correctly so your just sitting there like such a fail xD

That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like, "I've got nothing man" story of my life

The only reason I check my voicemail is to get of the little icon on my screen.

Oh this is soooo true! Really need me, text me. The annoying icon is the only reason I check voicemail!

LOL – Doesn’t take long to get that ‘lived in’ look again!

Funny Clean House Joke - "Yesterday I cleaned my house, which is dumb because we still live here.

Funny Quote - Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places or like my husband, cleans the garage and puts the "stuff" in the living room and not where it belongs

That awkward moment...

That awkward moment when you are not sure if you have free time or you're just forgetting everything! Oh, my goodness, this is my life. So true!

Some people look cute when they dress comfy, I ...

Some people look cute when they dress comfy, I just look like a homeless man. A damn good homeless man ;

Bed Quotes And Sayings. QuotesGram

Funny pictures about I'm in love with my bed. Oh, and cool pics about I'm in love with my bed. Also, I'm in love with my bed photos.