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I think this is what every woman really wants in her fairy tale.

I don't care about Disney lying about my Prince Charming, I'm more upset about forest creatures & their unwillingness to clean my house.

Have you ever looked at your last few loads of dirty laundry and considered just throwing them away?

Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I wad up a fitted sheet. That's exactly how I fold my fitted sheets up. I figure the wrinkles will disappera once I make the bed (~_~)

Slow down on the tequila

Life isn't a fairy tale. I you lose a shoe at midnight, you might wanna slow down on the tequila.

Please don't mistake my respecting your right to your opinion for respecting your opinion. That would be as stupid as your opinion.

Why is patience a virtue? wombatarama Why is patience a virtue? Why is patience a virtue?

Having neither room in your closet, nor empty hangers, but still firmly believing you need more clothes. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Having neither room in your closet, nor empty hangers, but still firmly believing you need more clothes. Totally me!

I can literally count on ONE hand the people I would want in my wedding (not counting family.) I mean you will have to look at these people in your wedding photos for the REST OF YOUR LIFE. Chose wisely.

i only have 3 or i was always shy and never had any best friends. my sister and cousin are the only ones that will probably be my bridesmaid. if my future fiancee has sisters they will be my bridesmaids.

It's not fair. Everyone who got married before Pinterest should get another shot at it. For free. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

just not fair. i want to renew my vows just so i can have another wedding, lol.

ROFL!!!! ~Mom is frantic & asking us to hurry up, you go dump all the cereal out & pour syrup on it, I'm pooping my pants right now & going to throw all the shoes in the toilet

This is so my children! Funny Family Ecard: Mom is frantic & asking us to hurry up, you go dump all the cereal out & pour syrup on it, I'm pooping my pants right now & going to throw all the shoes in the toilet.

Funny Friendship Ecard: According to MASH I should be living with N'Sync, in a shack, in France, with 23 kids.

The good ole days! According to MASH I should be living with N'Sync, in a shack, in France, with 23 kids. Who remembers this game?

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