Explore Funny Shit, Hilarious and more!

Explore related topics

A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is hatching a plan.

When a girl says, "Don't worry about it." You better fucking worry about it :P

@jnievesdelgado

I am definatly going to start saying this to people. Maybe I'll start with friends first and then work up to people I'm not necessarily excited about with their existence?

So me :P

I’m taking care of my procrastination issues, just you wait and see

I like this idea

Not lying when I say this. Tonight my husband and I went to Newks. Sat outside. I look over at him and a mosquito is sucking his left cheek. I tenderly with love slap his face. I say mosquito because it really was! I so thought of this quote!

Sometimes you just have to go with instinct.

Dont Keep Calm Slap that bitch, HARD. (I would love to!) Pretty please stop being a little bitch

"I can't tell who annoys who more"   - the quote from my best friend and future maid of honor.

inspiration: fortune cookie: "Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

Pinterest
Search