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I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

"If I give you a nice big straw will you go suck the fun out of someone else's day?" Sayings & Quotes

Clothes!

How to Organize Your Tiny Closet Like an Expert

Story of my life. Funny quote lol my room was clean but then I had to decide what to wear!

Dear God... All I ask is one chance to prove to you that winning the lottery won't make me a bad person... :D  haha

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: It's true money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster while sitting poolside in a loungechair outside of my oceanfront mansion.

This sounds like my 'ohana alright! But by the way... we are hilarious!  #for_mom & #for_das

This couldn't be more true. I am by far the funniest person I know .stole from haley, i am the funniest person you know, bitch!

This explains my day.....

"I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it." <--- Haha, I hate saying this but sometimes I feel this way towards some people!

If you're looking at this and not thinking this applies to you, I dare you to log back into your MySpace account (which you know you haven't logged into in AGES) and look at those little gems of status updates!

Sadly, yes. Not even years ago, mere days ago.

Today’s Housekeeping Tip: Keep strategically placed get well cards on your mantel…

Surprising Cleaning New Uses

Today’s Housekeeping Tip: Keep strategically placed get well cards on your mantel… Too funny. and a great idea'

Soooo screwed!

This made me giggle. Post yours! - Page 6

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