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What do boys even find attractive about boobs they are literally a ball of fat a girl's chest. Like you can love me for the fat on my chest why can't you love me for the fat on my stomach you piece of shit.

People who can't date me because I'm weird, sarcastic, and I laugh at almost everything!

I can't date you if you can't handle my weirdness, sarcasm, stupid jokes and my tendency to laugh at almost everything. Except that last bit I'm not usually bad about particularly, but that's just me.

minimalist, lowercase font  The former teacher husband I have, hates all lower case stuff but I love how it looks!

I don't know karate but I do know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it. Funny Quotes Of The Week – 35 Pics i know karate AND crazy

.idiotic, bat shit crazy is more like it .... there should be a vaccine or mandatory holding cells on mars for these people... the world would be a much better place for everyone! lol

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't really know what's going on with you right now but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole.

the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

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I miss being a kid.running around, laughing a lot, and someone else was in charge of my hair. "Hate doing my Hair!

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