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There are two things

There are two things in life that as soon as you finish you can't wait to do it again. sounds about right.

Daaaang...I so love when you tell me this Baby!! Really makes me feel like you want me! :-*:-*:-* Thank You!!!! I Love YOU so much Baby!!!! So much!!!!***

my husband would agree with this. i ALWAYS make him change into sweats/shorts. or else he would nap/sleep in jeans.

You mattered beyond any words ever wrote. I'll love you forever & ever. Hugs, kisses & prayers from your Cinderella.❤

"The best portion of your life will be the small, nameless moments you spend smiling with someone who matters to you." So many sweet little memories :)


"You know it's been a good day, when I didn't have to unleash the flying monkeys" -- Difficult be the life of a witch.Wizard of Oz

and I just thought I had a potty mouth...lol

乇mily on

Apparently I am the most fucking honest and trust worthy person around.

Damn Autocorrect #Scorpio: " I wanna fuck you so bad rignt now.".. what??... "...

Damn Autocorrect Scorpio: " I wanna fuck you so bad rignt now. " Damn autocorrect, I meant hey!

boring life - so true!

SO TRUE! But the sad thing is that my life is boring and I realize how bad it is.