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Babe, here your Morning Mantra, when you look in the mirror: "say it: "I love my eyes when you look into them. I love my name, when you say it. I love my heart when you touch it. I love my life when YOU are in it!

Seriously. Shut your fucking hole.

You can't blame anyone but yourself. Funny how you tell on yourself for the wrong things you do and then turn around and say you don't know how we know stuff.

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Because they never made mistakes or decisions that other people didn't understand...just saying.

We all make mistakes, but nobody should ever make people constantly live them down. Especially if they happened years ago, and you don't do those things anymore.

The only reason women are crazy is because men do stupid things to make us go crazy. No stupidity=no.

Funny Confession Ecard: The only reason women are crazy is because men do stupid things to make us go crazy. No stupidity=no craziness.

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