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the queen of procrastination. Yep, this has happened to me.especially when it comes to making a great, from scratch, dinner.

Yup

funny quote have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered who ties your shoelaces for you

So true!!

'My first instinct when I see an animal is to say 'hello'. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away. That's because animals are better than people sometimes.

My daddy used to say I ordered by the price on the menu. ;)

I wouldn't go so far as to call it a spiritual gift, but it is true. As my mother use to say: You have champagne taste on a beer salary ;

I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me. lol story of my life!

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SO TRUE! But the sad thing is that my life is boring and I realize how bad it is.

Why bother anyway?

That's so laughable--Me halfway through shaving my legs: "I don't want to do this anymore." So true.

This should be part of my job description

It isn't that I'm not a people person. I'm just not a stupid people person. A great way to deal with difficult people is not to deal with difficult people.

I have so much to do that I'm going to bed. Funny quotes on PictureQuotes.com.

I have so much to do that I'm going to bed. Funny quotes on PictureQuotes.com.

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