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Don't delete your text messages. If only the people saw the other half of the text messaging.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Turns out all my Pinterest clothes only look good on those skinny hookers in the pictures. Let's go get a cookie.

Turn out all my clothes only look good on those skinny hookers in the pictures. Let's go get a cookie. Haugen Haugen Barb L Milsaps Soares

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Fitness Humor The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

Lmao! I'm getting a crown soon so this is appropos.

My dentist really told me this! And actually, when I needed to get a dental crown on my birthday, my husband arranged to have a tiara waiting for me at the dentist office. Too funny!

Mornings. Mondays. Working.

I hate mornings. And mondays. And working. But other than that I'm entirely happy. So true. So true

Funny Saying

Sarcasm- this is soooo true in our family. If we bust your chops, you have been accepted as one of us!<--This is me with my friends. In my friend group, I'm known as "the reason we can't have nice things".

Well that's a level of incompetent we've not seen before | eCards

Well that's a level of incompetent I've not seen before // ecard

I woke up to exactly ZERO pins from you this morning. WTH?! I thought we were friends!

I woke up to exactly ZERO pins from you this morning. I thought we were friends! Yeah sorry, I can't seem to send pins anymore.

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