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When we're old and our husbands have died, will you promise to live with me so we can drink daily & keep each other comany?

When we're old and our husbands have died, will you promise to live with me so we can drink daily & keep each other company? (Except I'm never getting married. So let's just drink daily and keep each other company starting now.

Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion | meme

6 Emotions Every Couple Experiences While Planning Their Wedding

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

Wine...

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

this is funny bc i am suppose to be cleaning.. and instead Kristina and I went to stock up on alcohol and wine. for cheap prices lol bahaha

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

awesome Most Funny Quotes :Top 25 Funny Quotes for Boys...

awesome Most Funny Quotes :Top 25 Funny Quotes for Boys...

I needed a great wine yesterday !

A good friend knows when to pour a glass of wine and talk it out. A great friend knows when to shut up and hand over the bottle.

I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I drink wine because I dont like to keep things bottled up.

LOL!!  I need this sign in my house!!!  I LOVE EXERCISE!  just not as much as I love wine... or my friends, or sitting on my ass... or a combination of any of the above... never mind.

21 Lies You Tell On A First Date

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I LOVE EXERCISE! Just not as much as I love wine. or my friends. or sitting on my ass. or a combination of any of the above.never mind.

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Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I wad up a fitted sheet. That's exactly how I fold my fitted sheets up. I figure the wrinkles will disappera once I make the bed (~_~)

This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for?!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for? And its gonna happen very soon!

And yet - I feel as if I've accomplished something.

Decorative Fabric Covered Magnets – Pinterest Craft Project 1

Things every guy should know.  #louisvuitton #someecards

Flowers say "I'm sorry." Louis Vuitton says "I've learned my lesson." hahaha so true! I prefer Tiffanys or Coach though :)

I would give anything to eat a ton and gain weight and feel full and satisfied to be able to fall asleep and wake up refreshed.

True Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed and fall right to sleep, stay asleep all night, and wake up feeling refreshed? Me neither.

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