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Sometimes I look at my husband and think, "Damn, you sure are one lucky man." LOL. He tells me how  lucky he feels all the time.

Sometimes I look at my husband and think. Damn, you are one lucky man. It should say boyfriend hahaha

Seriously, you choose booze and women over your daughters and wonder why they do not want a relationship with you? Nice job 'dad'.

Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them. This made me laugh! So true!

This made me laugh out loud

You know it's time for a pedicure when you can exfoliate one foot with the other one - LOL! We say, keep feet feeling silky smooth in between pedicures with the Qtica Intense Overnight Foot Repair Balm

When I hear husbandscomplain about theirwives spendingmoney, I just think"you're paying for amaid, a lover, and atherapist". It's actuallya bargain.

When I hear husbands complain about their wives spending money, I just think you're paying for a maid, lover and a therapist. It's actually a bargain!

That moment when you realize your children | Funny Dirty Adult ...

>>> so freaking true! Don't know whether to be proud or scared that both of my kids got my twisted sense of humor - sometimes better (or worse) than the norm. One thing is for sure, they are their mom's kids *wink*

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Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: I may look calm, but in my head, I've punched you in the face 3 times.

I love it. Meddling people are THE WORST. It's one thing to tell me your business and I respond. It's another for you to go way out of your way to constantly be in my business. That drives me absolutely insane. Not as much as liars and gossipers but close.

Quick check your face, because I just found a nose in my business.to bad it's usually my nose.

aint that the truth!

No woman has ever started an argument with a man while he was dusting, vacuuming or washing the dishes. So true

Lately this is how I feel with most people I talk to. It must be the moon!

haha, I totally wanna slide this phrase into my next argument with my hubby

someecards.com - Son, life is about working hard... now be quiet they're announcing the winning lottery ticket.

someecards.com - Son, life is about working hard... now be quiet they're announcing the winning lottery ticket.

I don't know about you, but I've thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a child.

Free and Funny News Ecard: I don't know about you, but I've thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a child.

Marriage IS a fairy tale... just in reverse. You start out at a ball in a beautiful gown and end up spending all day cleaning up after little people.

Marriage IS a fairy tale. just in reverse. You start out at a ball in a beautiful gown and end up spending all day cleaning up after little people.

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