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Am I Too Sexy?

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I'm always disappointed when a liars pants don't catch on fire!

Dear men who are smart, hot, awesome and madly in love with me: Please start existing.

Dear men who are smart, hot, awesome and madly in love with me: Please start existing. Seriously, where are you hiding?

When I get old, I'm not going to sit around knitting. I'm going to be clicking my life alert button to see how many hot firefighters show up. =)

Funny Confession Ecard: When I get old, Im not going to sit around knitting. Im going to be clicking my Life Alert button to see how many hot firefighters show up! the-dark-side

Flight attendant prayer #aviationhumorpeople

Funny Confession Ecard: Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail! laughing out loud

Religion is like a penis

Free and Funny News Ecard: Religion is like a penis, it's fine to have one and be proud of it, but when you take it out and wave it in my face, that's when we have a problem.

Sent to me by one of my co workers.

Inside me is a thin woman trying to get out. I usually shut the bitch up with chocolate.

Sounds familiar! Or how bout when you start a project/chore and does 90% of it and they offer to help and does the last 10% and then takes credit for all of it?

That is if he will take the trash out at all! My husband does a ton of other things, but trash isn't one of them! I have learned to pick my battles!

My husband watches Real Housewives... and HGTV with me :)

Love is watching someone else's boring show on TV -- The Peanuts, Snoopy, Charlie Brown

**I had a C-section - but still find this quite hilarious as both my kids were covered in EWE!!**

I love it when I do something and my kid goes "ewwwwww mommy". Um child - I pushed you out of my vagina covered with all my insides. You are "eww".

I wish! by jeanie

I wish! by jeanie

"Quit with the attitude Harry Potter you are acting like Garfield on a Monday..."

A funny Garfield animation saying if people were meant to pop out of bed we'd all sleep in toasters.

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