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I wish I had one of those when I was a GS....30 years ago.... Gawd, has it been that long?!?!

I never buy Girl Scout cookies because I don't carry cash! Now if I find a girl with this I will gain on thin mints

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I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. I'm like, "Bitch, what if I was freestyling?

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So true! Twisted and manipulated! The world is one huge circle! You love karma look in the mirror your living it!

Wine could never replace a friend, though. It doesn't have the arm strength.

A good friend knows when to pour a glass of wine and talk it out. A great friend knows when to shut up and hand over the bottle.

I need to get on medication so I can slap stupid people and blame it on the side effects.

Funny Apology Ecard: I need to get on medication so I can slap stupid people and blame it on the side effects.

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quite true...

Sarcasm is best when people think you're sincere. - Humor me - Sarcasm Funnies


Exactly that my life at least that's what happened today I mean seriously are alarm clocks necessary I mean we are of school give us a brake go to bed at 9 and wake up at REALLY THIS IS JUST CRACRA

Love it when true feelings are revealed!

Sometimes I think of something so wrong and inappropriate that my little black heart skips a beat with delight.Evil me

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