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Carlin forever.

George Carlin was one of the most celebrated and long standing comedians in American History. Born in New York City in Carlin was a stand up comedian, author and actor. During his long career, Carlin won five grammy awards and was recenlty.

- Carlin

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." This quote from George Carlin always makes me feel VERY SMART indeed!

.Double standards are not a part of feminisism...equal rights, human rights whether we agree with others or not. Feminism is about standing for our humanity...together and working from there to resolve problems and differences in whatever is for the greatest good of the all.

Atheism, Religion, Christianity, Islam, God is Imaginary. If this offends you. but this makes you "proud" you are a hypocrite.

Facts should affect opinions if you're rational (Ricky Gervais)

I've been saying this for so long to Republicans and they misunderstand or ignore the sentence. "Don't let the facts influence your opinion.

Bernie Sanders

Today the United States is number one and billionaires, and corporate profits, and CEO salaries. Number one in childhood poverty and income and wealth inequality in the industrialized world I guess this makes us


God's performance is like that of an office temp with bad attitude. See the Urban Dictionary for "Ice Capades"

Goerge just had a way with words

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse. it creates a hostile environment. (Please be sure to read this entire quote.