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My daughter told me the other day that she thought it was completely wrong that healthy foods are more expensive than junk food. If a kid gets it, then why aren't things changing?

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Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey E-Cards

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey (good thing I havent read it!

He's asked me many times "HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?"  or "WHO TOLD YOU"  my answer...I'm your mom :)

My step kids have forgotten this fact many a time, much to their sorrow.

I'd block you, but then I couldn't see all the stupid things you put on Facebook and make fun of you for them.

I honestly feel this way for an uneasy number of people. at the same time, I think an uneasy number of people feel this about me as well

......How people probably see me

What's With The Wannabe Brides On Pinterest?

OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol

Ecards - bad day

I deserve a medal for making it through this week without stabbing someone with a fork - sometimes this is a daily statement. Finals week is here!

Makes Me Laugh

Enough said...same goes with spit up...and I thought I was the only one. LOL

Yup, allllll the time until morning! My kids get the towel on their own! Hahaha thank god for plastic mattress covers!

Run! Miss Nelson's Got the Camera: Clutter Control

My room is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum. (I live with some people who are imitating a museum. I'm not naming any names in order to protect the guilty.

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