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Free and Funny News Ecard: Grammar. The difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you're nuts.

Change this to walk miles and miles and it is so true!

I run because it's good for me. Also, because I like to eat. And drink. A lot. I will start running.

To the dbags that think it is fun to destroy other people's property by doing donuts on our landscaped lawn.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Forget about the zombie apocalypse that will never come. The real epidemic is the douchebag apocalypse that is already upon us.

My family is tempermental  - http://jokideo.com/my-family-is-tempermental/

LOL I wish I could say this wasn't true! "My family is tempermental: Half temper, Half mental" Funny Quotes About Family Jokes.

Ha ha ha! Wooden tit

"A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line, wooden tit?" i love this hahah

Just for clarification... Did you say you want to ASK me a question or AX me a question? Because I dont want to die....

Just for clarification. Did you say you want to ASK me a question or AX me a question? Because I don't want to die.my mother's biggest pet peeve

They make passwords so difficult!!!

15 Things You Love/Hate About Kennesaw State University

I feel like that every time I have to change my work password - they forgot that it can't be a word you've used in the past year

ROFL... My brain just shuts down from those who mutilate words/spelling/grammar while trying to appear erudite and quip. It's an eminence front. Happy Friday!

I try to keep an open mind about everything except grammar, spelling, and punctuation. My curse for being a teacher my ultimate pet peeve!

When I was young and got my report card from school I would show it to my grandfather... He would always ask me what the grade "O" stood for. I told him O is for Outstanding. He would look at me and say, "Why would you want to be out standing in the rain?"

Funny Weekend Ecard: So, I am going to go stand outside. If anyone asks, tell them I'm OUTSTANDING! I dont know why this made me chuckle.

Princess Ariel on Hoarders. Oh crap, I thought of this while watching The Little Mermaid yesterday.

Imagine if Princess Ariel had her own episode of Hoaders. 'Look at this stuff isn't it neat?' No bitch. You have OCD and this is all trash. Love Ariel, but thought this was too funny to pass up.

Bahahaha. That's great!! Hey you. Mr. Impatient Ecard

Save the Whining for your Momma

I do!

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

It seems to be impossible for me to get out of Target without spending $100--even when I go in for "just one thing".  :/

Whoever said money can't buy happiness has clearly been to target.

Want to do this at church

I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait.so evil!

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