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wtf: " fuck that shit" is a perfectly acceptable replacement for the word "no"

Heheheh| this reminds me of the real house wives of Atlanta

I said this continually to my son.he finally stopped rolling his eyes. I would just say,"Did you find it?

Sleep

shutting it down

Funny pictures about Mostly Every Night Of My Life. Oh, and cool pics about Mostly Every Night Of My Life. Also, Mostly Every Night Of My Life photos.

Delayed laughter.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. I find this funny because it's so me

I'm Awesome | Rebel Circus

I'm Awesome

I don't know where all this crap about me being a "difficult person" is coming from. I'm a constant fucking delight. Yes, I am.

Ohhh emmm geeee bahahha!

funny quote have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered who ties your shoelaces for you

Yes, it’s true.

I'm sorry for the potty word but this is what I hear when someone texts me "K." So funny!

Gods honest truth!

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Sometimes, the first step towards forgiveness is realizing the other person is totally bat-shit crazy. I use bat-ass crazy, no matter how you say it, it describes, too many people in my life!

Ain't it the truth!!

Fun quote - everything I like is either illegal immoral fattening addictive expensive or impossible :)

Especially when bitches keep sticking their nose where it doesn't belong and making shit up. Grow up, get a life, and get the fuck out!

Especially when bitches keep sticking their nose where it doesn't belong and making shit up. Grow up, get a life, and get the fuck out! You fat pathetic fuck hahahaha stick to your yo yo he still doesn’t want you or love you 😂😂😂 truth hurts hey

Yep

My Four Moods . too old, too tired, too sober, and I don't have time for this shit! Deal with it. Ha Ha Ha, too funny

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Why I broke up with Food Babe

39 New Funny Quotes You're Going To Love. Hell hath no fury when I'm slightly inconvenienced and hungry

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Im not the type of person funny quotes quote lol funny quote funny quotes humor yep this is me

Grant me the serenity to kick some motherfucking ass today & karate chop the shit out of anyone slowing down my train of awesome.