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the description. A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him. I Joke Memes. >Memes Fuck the tags

Just saying

It takes real skill to choke on air, fall up stairs and trip over completely nothing. I have that skill! Funny but true!

That's just too much!!

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have anymore food and I'm just never ready for that kind of commitment. THIS IS MY LIFE

Right. And then I forget where I put said stuff. So I then buy NEW stuff. Then I find the old stuff while 'cleaning' so now I have two of everything. Brilliant. Story of my life! LMAO!

Funny Quote - Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places or like my husband, cleans the garage and puts the "stuff" in the living room and not where it belongs

More often these days than I am comfortable with.....

funny quote have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered who ties your shoelaces for you

Yes...

My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT? {i know u will appreciate the dentist humor} ;

Ha! I say this all the time. When her phone goes dead she says what if I pass out. My response someone will call 911. She is my worry wart. Love my daughter so much.

But mom what if they kidnapped me they'd bring you back trust me

LOL!! Yep! Comme l'a si bien montré Louis-José Houde dans De père en flic!

I really hate spider webs I`m always afraid that the spider got caught somewhere in my hair :P

Have to remember this!!

I am going to put the cape on me next time i get mad . and when he asks, I will tell him I am Super Mad. Sounds like a great way to laugh and make up. If it doesn't work, I will stick my tongue out at him.

Clearer Realization.

- If life gives you lemons make a lemonade. - Yeah, but unless life doesn't hands you sugar and water, your lemonade is going to suck.

Facial recognition software can pick a person out of a crowd, but the vending machine at work can't recognize a dollar bill with a bent corner.Funny Pictures Of The Day - 36 Pics

Seal laughs!!!   ♥ d

Laughing so hard noise comes out and you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal. Source: You can't be best friends without insulting each other constantly (Fb)

i fall for it every time :)

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good ole days

Foghorn Leghorn - Boy, I say boy.You're about to exceed the limitations of my medication. LOVE IT!

List of ways to win an argument with a woman

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There are enough neglected public-sector jobs in the United States to employ  everybody, and if the wealthy paid their fair share instead of hoarding, there is more than enough money to pay a living wage so that every man, woman, and child in this nation has a first-world standard of living. The only thing preventing that, is the Republican Party. Fact, people. If you can't do the math, please go back to fourth grade in a public school.

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