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Free, Cute Therapy Ecard: Bookish Problem Trying to convince people that your idea of a perfect Friday night is having time to read a book.

So true for me....

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

Momma, how come Daddy never cooks or cleans? Men are fuckers.

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I hate the fact that truck balls even exist! Who wants to start a coalition with me and rid the world of these disgusting things? I figure all we would need is a pair of metal cutters and then just start snipping some balls!


What if your pillows could collect your dreams and when you wake up you could plug it into your computer and watch them over again.

i'm not bitter about valentine's day AT ALL

Roses are shut the fuck up, Violets are shut the fuck up, Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Anti-Valentines Day Picture Have a nice day Roses are shut the fuck up Violets Shut

When I Try To Read Hashtags  -- ah, yes, I remember the whole "nowthatchersdead" thing.

When I Try To Read Hashtags

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Love it when this happens!

But yet that same smell can bring u to tears. I love to hate his smell but even worse I hate to love it too. U smell good JES. Ur scent on my skin is missed, but I miss u even more.

For sure!!!!!

I can relate

I can relate: No matter how old you are, no matter how badass you are if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone you answer it

{QUOTE OF THE DAY} November 2011

{QUOTE OF THE DAY} November 2011

I stay up late every night and realize it's a bad idea every morning. Story of my life!