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It's a conspiracy!!  I know some grandchildren that may be doing this at times and they think I don't know it.  lol

Let's drive Mom bat-shit crazy. That way, she'll let us watch TV just to get a moment's peace. this is the conspiracy theory of my children.

Tell the truth! Lol

'Women: Wearing heels is not sexy if you walk like a newborn calf. I saw a woman the other day out shopping in high heels walking like a newborn calf.how silly!

Funny Reminders Ecard: Girl, this ain't no bakery. Put that muffin top away!@ http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMi1kNDdjZWYxY2E0NGJlZWRl

Girl, this ain't no bakery. Put that muffin top away!//Lmao "This may be a bakery, but our case is fully stocked. Take your muffin top somewhere else!

We are going to Hell in Gasoline Underwear for what we just said about her ugly baby.

"We are going to Hell in Gasoline Underwear for what we just said about her ugly baby. Smith 'ugly baby judges you!

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hahahah so true, 'Wow, that guy in the skinny jeans looks super manly,' said no one ever.

Strength + Bail $

Lord give me patience.Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.

I will too.

I'm not OCD but you can count on me to turn your toilet paper in the correct position. LOL) SO TRUE!

"Did it hurt when you fell off the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down?" Your eCards

Did it hurt when you fell off the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down? E-card

This is so me right now...making weight and keeping strength is a tough job.

Funny Apology Ecard: I'm sorry for the unkind words I spoke out of hunger. So true!

Oh I definitely caught it.maybe you haven't heard.it is tough being me ;

Awesome!
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