Because I recently found out there are six flags parks in other states whose patrons DON'T know why. There are six flags that have flown over Texas obviously. (French, Spain, Mexico, Confederate, Republic of Texas and USA
It took awhile, but the New York Times is onto something. Set that Texas-shaped waffle aside, give your Texas-shaped tattoo a little scratch and listen up: Have you guys realized how people from Texas seem to really like Texas-shaped things?