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OMG!  Too funny!!!

Yep :) and look pretty especially pretty when I'm blacked out drunk laughing at dead puppies yeah pretty real and pretty photoshop

Having neither room in your closet, nor empty hangers, but still firmly believing you need more clothes. | Confession Ecard

Free, Confession Ecard: Having neither room in your closet, nor empty hangers, but still firmly believing you need more clothes.

Neither do I :)

Funny Confession Ecard: After exercising I always eat a pizza. just kidding. I don't exercise. You love pizza and BakerStone loves you.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: How hard are girls to understand? We like Starbucks, complements, cuddling, naps, Disney movies, yoga pants, and shopping.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: How hard are girls to understand? We like Starbucks, complements, cuddling, naps, Disney movies, yoga pants, and shopping.

Definitely NOT me, but it made me laugh though. ‍♀️

Funny Confession Ecard: I only seem to remember I want to lose weight AFTER eating 7 cookies.

I don't even know wtf you are trying to make sense of. How much clearer did u need it to be for u? YOU WERE NEVER GOING TO HAVE A CHANCE. IT WAS FREAKING BUSINESS. PERIOD. You getting all moppy and down about it only shows the pure patheticness you carry. He's fucking married. You weren't  trying to be his friend bitch who u trying to lie to, Me or yourself? 5 years later your dumb ass still has hope for some delusion you play in your head. It will NEVER be reality.

They seem to be making their daily personal challenge. It's really unbelievable how stupid people can be.

Vodka looks like water :-)

Let's workout really hard, then rehydrate with margaritas! Let's workout really hard, then rehydrate with margaritas! Let's workout really hard, then rehydrate with margaritas!

So True!!!!

How Much Is Seventy Percent Off? (Calculating Percentages in Your Head)

Okay... I am a little OCD... but...

I'm not OCD but you can count on me to turn your toilet paper in the correct position. LOL) SO TRUE!

LOL so true :):)

Funny Confession Ecard: Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop. (Bestest friends talk about both!

Food brings me the comfort and happiness I cant seem to find in life lol

My life is constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat.

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