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Sober for a week, woke up early, didn't crave fried foods and was nice to people. worst week EVER.

I had to choose between paying my electricity bill & buying more alcohol. So here I am, sitting in the dark... drinking my wine.

I had to choose between paying my electricity bill & buying more alcohol. So here I am, sitting in the dark. drinking my wine.replace wine with vodka

I'll have a cocktail. Hold the tail.

So inappropriate but I had to pin bc it shocked me and I laughed so hard!

So true. I'm trying to think less of myself and more than others though. Over the last year I'd say I was doing better at this. Got to keep trying!!

I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself, yet still think I'm better than everyone else

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Twatwaffle will never get old to me. but cuntcakes. that's just hilarious.

Just read this out loud to Alan he totally just shook his head like he didn't understand! I LOVE him

bahahhahaa, this reminds me of my Daddy! You would have to know him to understand!

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