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I do this with Starburst all the time. "Sorry, all outta pink 'n' red, but here's some yellow 'n' orange ones!

oh well VS What if https://www.pinterest.com/lilyslibrary/ In 10 years I'd rather be laughing at younger myself, she was so crazy haha

oh well VS What if. In 10 years I'd rather be laughing at younger myself, she was so crazy haha

Exactly what ive done for past 6 years

I can relate.or tell them when they ask "what happend to your back?" uh,I crashed my Harley

I wouldn't have to manage my anger, if people could learn to manage their stupidity.

This is so true.i wouldn't have to manage my anger, if people could learn to manage their stupidity

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Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

lol, yup.. I would drink that class of water if you ever were on fire, horrible people

Gorgeous Rainbow Hair

"I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it." <--- Haha, I hate saying this but sometimes I feel this way towards some people!

So true but so fucked uP

So true but so fucked uP

the point where you hold out your hand, shake and say "Hi, I am Deb.  apparently you don't know me"

If you are shocked by what I say then you obviously haven't paid attention to who I am// true// quotes

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