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Hehe I do, but I would prefer not to

Hehe I do, but I would prefer not to

It is too!!!

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: WTH? The music I listened to in high school is now playing on the Oldies station.

Will cocktails be served at your daughter's princess party or shall I tailgate in your driveway? | Birthday Ecard | someecards.com

I'll be saying this to my friends with kids. But then again, this might be why I'm not being invited to the princess parties.

"shit-faced" is a bit strong but with my girls and a bottle of wine a piece...been there, done that.

I aspire to someday be one of those "ladies who lunch" and by lunch I mean get shit-faced at noon with my girlfriends in some classy joint. Someday this will be us!

Dump A Day Funny Pictures - 56 Pics

Funny Workplace Ecard: My resume is just a list of things I really never want to do again.

It's Friday and I would like to just look at my screen saver until Happy Hour O'clock . . .

Getting pay six figures annually to be a glorified grammar checker must be exhausting.

This is the funniest thing I have seen all day!

This should so be my Valentine card lol. I love you with all of my butt. I would say heart but my butt is bigger.