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Haha - "Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver." #funny #alcohol #someecards

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver.

Shaving is literally my worst nightmare.....

Yeah, I’d shave my legs for you. Maybe.

Literally a convo with a manager today at work   Me: You want to highlight that whole row  Her: Highlight?   Me: Yes, put your cursor on the top of the row and drag down to highlight them all   Her: You have to put this computer stuff in like 48-yr old terms  Me: (thinking) um, most 48 yr olds would know what that meant

A convo I had with a co worker- Me: "hey will you email me a link to the website [i need to do my job] ?" Coworker - "what's a link? I don't know nothing about no links, I ain't any good with computers." Are you freaking kidding me?

No offense to those sporting stick figure stickers..  But this is funny.  :)

I hate stick figure stickers on cars! None of those people can effing DRIVE.

I just bought condoms, and when the cashier asked 'Do you need a bag?' , I just said, 'No, she isn't that ugly.