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This is so true! Silence does not bring on relaxation anymore. Silence brings anxiety and the thought, "brace yourself!

Kid's energy

Only on Mondays in my house.

Happy mothers day to me without you I wouldn't be a mom. Maria Tony Esteven and Felicia I love you all so very much I was not a perfect parent but I must have done something right because I have the four of you

My Promise To My Children oh yes so true. I do so because you are my children. Love you both more than my own life. Some can only look from afar but I do not nor will I ever because I am your parent I am your dad.

It's a conspiracy!!  I know some grandchildren that may be doing this at times and they think I don't know it.  lol

Let's drive Mom bat-shit crazy. That way, she'll let us watch TV just to get a moment's peace. this is the conspiracy theory of my children.

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True or False: 9 times out of 10 children get their awesomeness from their mother

Lmao! I'm getting a crown soon so this is appropos.

My dentist really told me this! And actually, when I needed to get a dental crown on my birthday, my husband arranged to have a tiara waiting for me at the dentist office. Too funny!

If being sarcastic burned calories, I'd look like half an Olsen twin | eCards

51 Wonderfully Witty and Sarcastic eCards - Snappy Pixels True though!

Sometimes I think Mommy is happier than me when I don't have homework.

I think my grader has more homework then I did in high school lol

Rubbermaid works well for this, too.

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

Why I love the sound of rain

I love the sound of rain pattering outside my window as I sleep. It sounds like bacon frying.

HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHhHhhahahahahaha hilarious!  @ RJ Kaufman - thisbcould be fun...

It's okay to kick people's barstools out from under then as long as you yell "JENGA" before they hit the floor.

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