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This couldn't be anymore accurate right now!

"I already want to take a nap tomorrow." this is so me because I love naps!

True AND funny!

As long as everything is exactly the same as I want then I'm totally flexible !- vintage retro funny quote--sad to say but sooo true!

I've always hated the expression, "everything happens for a reason", but this makes it a lot better!

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes things happen because you're stupid and make bad decisions. This is for many people I know

Day Off... Ha. And I'll be at work tomorrow on my day off....... : /

We offer 2 weeks vacation but we ask that you not take off Mondays, Fridays, month end, month beginning or any day when another employee takes a day off.

Take a shower honey, you smell like failure.

everytime I go, I get the 1 thing I DID need and a whole wallet full of random stuff.

The call center world.

Funny Workplace Ecard: When I get off the phone with you I am going to tell my coworkers how stupid you are. Bahaha so true!

4 Month Sleep Regression- and so it begins! - My Parentsense

That moment when you're checking on your sleeping baby and their eyes open so you run before you make direct eye contact. Well not my baby but my niece for sure!

I might as well be on the floor alone..

Holy fuck thank God everyone on night crews at my job is AMAZING & I love them all! But sometimes when I get stuck with a random swing or mid shift, this is how I feel.

This is so me. I hate eggs unless they are in baked goods. Or deviled. But I only eat the filling. Or on eggs Benedict but I only eat the yolk. So yeah not really at all.

Julep on

LOL So funny and true! Funny Quote and Saying. I hate eggs unless they are in baked goods. Or on eggs Benedict but I only eat the yolk.

Chocolate Craving - Cup of Brownie - Pin It Blog

Sometimes You Just Need A Little Chocolate

Free and Funny News Ecard: You know you're desperate for a chocolate fix when you find yourself raiding your baking supplies for semi-sweet chocolate morsels.

Today I will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie.

"Today I will love in the moment. Unless it's unpleasant then I which case I will eat a cookie" ~ Cookie Monster. Comment if your childhood was all about Cookie Monster

The 20 Funniest (and Truest) Mom E-Cards, Ever!....this is so true in my household.

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