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I wanted to show you how I have already lost 24 pounds from a new natural weight loss product and want others to benefit aswell.


I've sent you 20 ecards today because I'm trying to emphatically get the point across that I'm no longer obsessed with you.

Actually, all of the above. #ecard #funny

You may be prettier, skinnier and tanner than I am, but I out-boob you on every level. I out-boob everybody!

Apparently, you can only say 'look at you! You got so big!' to children... Old girlfriends tend to get offended.

You got so big!' to children. Old girlfriends tend to get offended. This just cracked me up!

Yeah no Pilates!

I don't know about you, but I said PUMPKIN pie lattes! O heavens, no! I thought you said "pie and lattes.

That's one reason I prefer texts or email.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: No, this isn't an inconvenient time. It always sounds like my kids are killing a cat in my house.

2. You have to pretend not to know things about people so they don’t think you’re creepy. | 11 Signs You're A Facebook Stalker

sure it's hard for my stalkers as I make sure I say as much bad stuff as possible to the point that one of the gang stalkers can't be around cause she so bad wants to say something.