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Fabulous

Hahahah"I'm really trying to be fabulous today but I was so fucking fabulous last night I'm exhausted"

Everyone should have sangria Saturdays

Im outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios. erinmavrides Im outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios. Im outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.

if you have to put yourself on apedastol to feel better about yourself | in Funny / 1 August 2013 /

don't let my looks deceive you. i have the mouth of a sailor, the temper of an italian housewife, and the the tolerance of an irish man. LOL truth x 100

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

My husband said I woke up and slapped him one night and the next morning I told him I had a dream he cheated on me.

if this were true, men wouldn't exist for our manipulating

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not a princess. I dont need saving. Im a freaking Queen. I got this shit handled.like a boss

This happens so often.

That moment when you have so much shit to do that you decide to take a nap instead. this definitely.lately happens to me all the time!

Okay - this one made me pee a little.

Damn Girl, Are you a fire detector? 'Cause you are fucking loud and annoying/

I feel this way about my husbands ex wife and my prior landlord....is that wrong? Lol!

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not saying I 'hate' you, but I catch myself fantasizing about you being attacked by honey badgers, barefoot in a desert of legobricks, near a Bieber concert.

Weekend forecasts... habit!!

Ahh yeah, one of the reasons I don't drink often. Funny Weekend Ecard: Those five seconds where you go from tipsy to pole dance wasted.

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