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That's my story and I'm sticking to it!!!

It's not a hangover, it's wine flu.I've def had the wine flu more then once!

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Alcohol related sayings. Remember: Wine improves with age; I improve with wine.

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I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

Now this is exactly how Future Progression feels like. Half dreaming and half awake.

Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!

hmmm I am glad you say more than k to me! wow seriously if I have to text you a paragraph then its important because I would prefer to call you instead......I am so very thankful you dont ignore me either

LolSoTrue: # 344 when i text you a whole paragraph and you text me back 40 minutes later saying 'K'. Are you asking to be punched?

Best Funny Quotes : Seriously!!

Best Funny Quotes : Seriously!!

Yup either bragging for it or bitching for it- lol... This is why I no longer have an fb account

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Funny Friendship Ecard: It's not brunch with the girls unless one of us is in the clothes from the night before.

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It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

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Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine. Well, maybe not the wine ;

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10 years ago - this is SO true!then when I think about the reality that the were about 20 years ago.I feel really old!

25 Funny Mom Memes

40 Hilarious Memes That Moms Will Love

You know you're a mom when going shopping at Target by yourself feels like a vacation and going on a family vacation feels like work. Vacations with the kids are so fun, but a lot of work too!

I do this all the time

Do this all the time when I was little because I just watch a scary movie. But now scary movies don't bother me. I think that they are funny as hell but still to this day. I Run up the stairs do no one will kill me