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Santa is really going to love the cookies in Colorado this year. Hahaha, this is too funny!

Santa saw your Facebook pictures....you're getting   clothes and a Bible  for Christmas.

Santa saw your pictures.you're getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas.

Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is... ...Everything I've ever pinned on Pinterest.

So that means I want One Direction. And on my other account I want a huge house with 6 kitchens ,not that I would cook cause my personal chef would, and the biggest closet in the world.

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

and I am sure the bride with 20 bridesmaids doesn't have 20 real girlfriends

Me and @Margaret Kalgren  "Hey, need anything from Target?" "No, but I'll come along anyway..."

Lol this is so true. I don't usually buy clothes at target but I will literally buy so many things that I don't need and shop like I'm rich while I'm there.

ROFL!!!! ~Mom is frantic & asking us to hurry up, you go dump all the cereal out & pour syrup on it, I'm pooping my pants right now & going to throw all the shoes in the toilet

This is so my children! Funny Family Ecard: Mom is frantic & asking us to hurry up, you go dump all the cereal out & pour syrup on it, I'm pooping my pants right now & going to throw all the shoes in the toilet.

Santa saw your Facebook - Santa saw your Facebook pictures.  You're getting clothes and a dictionary for Christmas.

Applies to most of the people on my fb, santa, clothes, dictionary, christmas

And this is why our 6 year old does not throw temper tantrums, shows respect ("yes/no sir/ma'am") and has manners ("yes/no thank you" or "yes/no please"). Demonstrate to them NOW so they can and will grow up to be a respectable adult. Tough love, baby. Works like a charm.

Funny Family Ecard: A time out?it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool.

funny new years resolutions

Funny New Year's Ecard: my new years resolution should have been to stop kidding myself that i'll make a lifestyle change this year. no one likes a cheap, skinny, sober bitch anyway.

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